I Used To Be Important Mug

What is it?

Our I Used To Be Important Mug from Mary Hinge

• 11oz glossy ceramic.
• Bright white glossy finish.
• Dishwasher & Microwave safe.
• Printed both sides for left and right handed drinkers

Why should I buy it?

This is our entry level product into the mysterious and somewhat baffling world of Mary Hinge. It is a mug. A common mug. A mug which helped build Britain. Mugs are the cornerstone of society. Every morning millions of mugs are used to wake Britons up and send them on to school or to work. There are very few people who can start the day without a drink. If all the mugs in the United Kingdom some how vanished over night the country would come to a stand still. So providing mugs to yourself or gifts to your friends, family and colleagues you are doing Britain a favour. You are keeping the world of commerce afloat by purchasing this our level speak mug. On behalf of the country we thank and applaud you.

It’s a nice, decent, standard, hard working mug which will do you proud for years to come. It was our first offering and we still like the little fellas.

Who is it for?

Ego is almost an organ for the body. Without it what are we? There are those who say they don’t have an ego, however by saying that they are making an ego for themselves by saying that they haven’t got an ego- the irony.

Our “I used to be important” design is a kick in the gonads for anybody. It is acknowledgement that indeed, in the past they may have been important. The problem is that they are now, not as important. Fabulous for retirement from a job, or a voluntary role such as chairman or president of a society or club. It is passive aggressive, it is funny and will either make somebody laugh or cry depending on their ego.